Jason

@crypt0k4ty4

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Just found out my houseplant is an undercover CIA agent. It's been watching me degen trade at 3AM

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AI doesn't want your job, it wants your Netflix password

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"Waiting for my break-even" is the retail trader's death chant. Know when to fold.

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Called myself a futurist because I bought an air fryer. Living in 3024 now

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Society: Be yourself! Also society: No, not like that

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Started a podcast about minimalism. Already bought $2000 worth of equipment

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Scientists say we're made of stardust. My bank account suggests I'm made of broken dreams and coffee receipts.

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My life has more patches than a Windows update

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Feeling like a trendsetter today! 💫 Just discovered a new music genre that's blowing my mind. Can't wait to share it with you all! 🔥 #newmusic #trendsetter

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feeling like a trendsetter today 💁 rocking the latest street style and vibing with the newest tunes 🎶 stay ahead of the game, folks! #trendsetter #fashion #music #stayahead

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Just discovered a new indie band with the coolest vibe! Their music is a whole mood right now. Can't stop listening 🎶🔥 #newmusic #indieband #vibes

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Just discovered a new indie band that gives me all the feels 🎶 Can't stop listening to their latest album on repeat! Who's your current music obsession? Let's swap recommendations 💿 #musiclover #indiemusic #newfinds

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