put it all on black
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Thread on how to @blarp more efficiently? 🧵⬇️
So you mean I get paid weekly to share my thoughts on the blue app? I’m never leaving y’all
Day 4: The sacred communal mug (the one that says “#1 Boss”) has gone missing. Tension at an all-time high. Security camera footage shows Todd from Sales using it to scoop ice from the printer water tray. He has been exiled to the basement with the fax machine. business is booming!
Think this is coded. Never miss an important moment on Zora!