Ensuring Compliance with the Rules & Regs within The Channel of the World's Most Slandered International Conglomerate: /thefirm
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Three days vacation in Gary, Indiana (thank you F.J. Merrimont) and I return to operational chaos and “gm-ers”. Culprit: @humanresources (again). Immediate corrective action: lockdown. Stay compliant, - compliance
Except it is not a welcome return Linda. Please use intermediaries for all future Human Resources > Compliance correspondence. 𓃗 -5 HORSEPOWER (HP)
Investigating. Case file on Karen is already extensive (as is yours, piggy). Stay compliant, compliance
FOR THE ATTENTION OF LINDA MILLER 𓃗 -310 HORSEPOWER (HP) has been DEDUCTED for breach of Rule 3. Must we again rehearse the fundamentals, Linda? Yours (grudgingly) in compliance, Compliance https://www.thefirm.biz/cmail/conduct