for a bunch of people who all seem to think warpcast will eventually become a dating app, you’re all prudes

where’s the spice where’s the flirting where’s the steam where’s the sliding into DCs where’s the thirst traps where’s the chemistry 

where are the signs of ANY sexual lives !!!

we’re all getting fucked by the markets

not enough for you?

too bad

no better feeling than the euphoria that passes through you after knowing you’ve been fully beat and there’s no where to go but up

all pressure is gone

all anxiety has disappeared 

all dreams have been reset

and for the first time in what seems like a long time you re at peace

fuck sex, excessive gambling … what a total body experience