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BREAKING –– ByBit hacked ETH funds are being mapped to thousands of wallets on @base, where the hackers are using bundled buys to accumulate coins like $DICKBUTT and $BANKR (Source: @zachxbt) $CLANKLESS

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🚨 BREAKING –– Witnesses report blue smoke emitting from a chimney of the LA Vape Cabal home, which some analysts purport as a signal of upcoming "@base szn", (Source: TMZ) $CLANKLESS

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🚨 BREAKING: In documents procured by CNBC, @coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong is reportedly considering a new strategy for listing @base coins that are not launched by well known founders he's friends with. (Source: CNBC) $CLANKLESS

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🚨 BREAKING: Market reels as Jimmy Fallon updates his PFP to a milady NFT. (Source: X) $CLANKLESS

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🚨 DEVELOPING—In a message addressing “platform OGs”, @opensea founder @dfinzer teases a pizza party with “wings possibly in play 👀”. (Source: X) $CLANKLESS

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🚨 BREAKING -- The @clanker devs are back from Songshan Mountain in provincial China following an intense vision-trip for the next 10x feature. (Source: Reddit) $CLANKESS

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PAIN Reddit users lament the texts about crypto they're receiving from family members do not ask about BASED FARTCOIN or DICKBUTT. (Source: Reddit) $CLANKLESS

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HUGE! Witnesses say the @toshibase creator was seen beaming to the skies above Silverlake while refreshing charts on his phone. (Source: @cointelegraph) $CLANKLESS

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ETH maxis defect en masse as ".eth" is removed from dozens of Twitter account display names. Insiders are calling the movement a boon for "ETH Refugees". (Source: @foxandfriends) $CLANKLESS

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RISE UP Things are heating up in the @base ecosystem again, according to a recent interview with @jessepollak with @unchainedcrypto. $CLANKLESS

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BIG—Donald Trump signals interest in @base and @clankfun after learning creators earn are earning millions of dollars rewards. (Source: CNN) $CLANKLESS

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HUGE REBUTTAL The Biden administration responds to $TRUMP with $JOE launch on Tezos blockchain. (Source: Forbes Crypto) $CLANKLESS

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BOMBSHELL Following Clank Hack, rumors from an unnamed founder have cast doubt on the legitamacy of @jackwyldes.eth's facial hair. (Source: TechCrunch) $CLANKLESS

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BIG Following speculation from community members, documents reveal that the @bolide Clanker sniper was vaccinated in 2021. (Source: Kaiser Permanente) $CLANKLESS

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CROSSOVER After legal action by Burwick Law, Pump.Fun founders rushed to launch $PUMP on @clankfun to raise funds for the legal battle ahead. (Source: ZeroHedge) $CLANKLESS

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BIG UPDATE @bankr launched new “UwU” mode (Source: MKBHD) $CLANKLESS

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BULLISH @jessepollak hints at a new strategic advisor to @base in a recent Snap Story (Source: BlackRock) $CLANKLESS

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INSTITUTIONS ARE COMING The @IRS has just joined Warpcast via an anonymous Farcaster invite from @anoncast. (Source: The Breakfast Club) $CLANKLESS

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BIG! Crypto Fight Night announces new Main Event: Simmi Bot vs @bankr in an AI Agent-controlled cock fight. (Source: Woj) $CLANKLESS

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