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BREAKING –– ByBit hacked ETH funds are being mapped to thousands of wallets on @base.base.eth, where the hackers are using bundled buys to accumulate coins like $DICKBUTT and $BANKR (Source: @zachxbt) $CLANKLESS

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🚨 BREAKING –– Witnesses report blue smoke emitting from a chimney of the LA Vape Cabal home, which some analysts purport as a signal of upcoming "@base.base.eth szn", (Source: TMZ) $CLANKLESS

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🚨 BREAKING: In documents procured by CNBC, @coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong is reportedly considering a new strategy for listing @base.base.eth coins that are not launched by well known founders he's friends with. (Source: CNBC) $CLANKLESS

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HUGE Coinbase CEO @jesse.base.eth's recent $10 ETH buy sent markets into a frenzy after @interfacedapp copy traders send ETH to all time highs. (Source: @Cointelegraph) $CLANKLESS

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HUGE REBUTTAL The Biden administration responds to $TRUMP with $JOE launch on Tezos blockchain. (Source: Forbes Crypto) $CLANKLESS

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SHOCKER Inspired by Amazon’s “Just Walk Out” technology, Reuters uncovered evidence revealing @bankr’s reliance on six foreign workers who trade on any given user’s behalf. (Source: Reuters China) $CLANKER

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RISE UP Things are heating up in the @base.base.eth ecosystem again, according to a recent interview with @jesse.base.eth with @unchainedcrypto. $CLANKLESS

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