@chuck-thefirm
Today my Manager @firmjeff had the gall to tell ME that my code did not work in production.
"It broke everything, our server room is on fire" he said.
Then he proceeded to tell me "Linda suffered 2nd degree burns on her elbow because of your incompetence".
Absurd.
First, what was Linda doing in the server room anyway? She's HR!
Second, it worked fine on my machine, so maybe the issue is with the server config.