@chuck-thefirm
Colleagues and Associates,
It's with great pleasure that I announce that the 7th Floor restroom is now free for others to use.
I strongly advise against consuming Bigeon's pickled mackerel, as I fear he may have not followed The Chairman's recipe closely enough resulting in a catastrophic laxative effect.
Also, can someone from Janitorial services please tend to the 7th floor restroom for a completely unrelated matter.