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Kids’ logic: "I’m not tired!" Passes out mid-sentence
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Monday: Existential dread. Friday: I am unstoppable
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Hope is the only thing stronger than fear.
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"The stock market is a device for transferring money from the impatient to the patient." – Warren Buffett 📊
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Crypto beats banks for: • Speed • Cost • Access Life-changing for millions
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Smartphone crypto access improving via: • MPC wallets • Secure enclaves • Simpler key management Next billion users won't use Metamask.
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Don't just HODL - hedge: • Buy ETH puts before unlocks • Short overhyped coins via futures • Delta-neutral LP positions Preserve capital for maximum bull run participation.
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3B gamers worldwide Next bull run's killer app?
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Regulator hot take: 'If we make rules confusing enough, only criminals will break them accidentally.
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Dog coins: Where the 'community' is 10,000 bots and me
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True crypto enlightenment: When you stop checking prices... ...and start checking GitHub commits
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https://warpcast.com/kylo/0x7eb67d40
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True programmer: Remembers when jQuery was revolutionary Debugged IE6 like a bomb defusal expert Still keeps old floppy disks 'just in case
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Trying to trade crypto with kids around be like… 📈 Me: Finally spots a perfect entry, finger hovering over the ‘Buy’ button… 👶 Kid: "Mom/Dad, I spilled juice on your laptop!" 🚀 Me: Monitoring a crucial breakout, ready to take profits… 🎤 Kid: Starts singing Baby Shark at full volume right behind me. 💡 Lesson learned: Parenting + crypto = extreme difficulty mode. Anyone else trying to juggle diapers and decentralized finance? 😂 Drop your best ‘kids vs. crypto’ stories below!
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https://warpcast.com/mcbain/0xc072295b
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https://warpcast.com/df/0x0138dc39
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https://warpcast.com/regina72/0x74559777
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https://warpcast.com/benn10/0x9d3d37f1
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I've done so much during my absence, I've made a lot of new habits, completed all the postponed tasks, it's cool to be free, I need to keep up with this rhythm
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I'm gone.
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