@chiamaka
What Airdrop Projects actually taught us:
· Monad = Taught us that the best "Community Contribution" is using a hot girl PFP to farm engagement
· EigenLayer = Taught us that "Points" are infinite, but our liquidity is locked forever
· Jupiter = Taught us that being a degenerate trader pays better than being a node runner
· LayerZero = Taught us to snitch on our neighbors for a $10 bounty
· ZkSync = Taught us that "Randomization" is their favorite eligibility criteria
· Starknet = Taught us to check our wallet balance before the snapshot (0.005 ETH rule)
· Linea = Taught us that we need a Passport, Face Scan, and DNA test to claim tokens
· Blast = Taught us that a Ponzi scheme with a nice dashboard is called "Innovation"
· Hyperliquid = Taught us to lose $5,000 in trading fees to earn 50 points
· Sui = Taught us that "Community Access" actually means "Public Sale" (No Airdrop)
Did I miss any other lessons ?
Drop the project name + what it taught you 👇
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