The only job that suits me is having a bank account with hundreds of billions, spending my days eating, sleeping, and using the interest from my account. Anything else, and I mean *anything* else, makes me extremely bored and depressed
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The only thing Shrek and I have in common is that we both chose a donkey as our best friend
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The kind of people you try to reason with, and all of a sudden, they start yelling "Fine, fine, you're right!"
If only we could inject some real honesty into them so they'd understand what true rightness really means
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I was talking to my mom about the high price of potatoes, and suddenly I found myself explaining why I came home late that night.
What's the deal? Why does this always happen?
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When a person is truly rich in something, they don’t boast about it.
People show off in proportion to their insecurities
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In my worst moments, I still remembered that I love you, but with the slightest breeze, you forgot that I even exist
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Confidence isn’t about being perfect, it’s about embracing who you truly are. Own your story, wear your crown
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Sun-kissed and full of dreams Let the light guide your journey, and never stop chasing the magic
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