Cflaty (cflaty.eth)

Gm, farcasters! Cflaty is here 🥰 Recognise it? 😄

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Is it good enough to be official top banner? 😇 🥰

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Thanks bro Elon for trusting me with your home renovation 🏚️ I really gave it my all — measured stuff, tightened bolts, even eyeballed a few things... but yeah, now you're technically homeless 😅 Sorry man, I meant well. Then again, you basically live at work anyway — so I just optimized your lifestyle 🦺🔧

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Now the UI is broken, the funds are stuck, and somehow there’s a button that deletes everything. But hey — it’s onchain, kinda. 👷‍♂️ Built with love, bugs, and espresso.

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