Ethereum’s doing this big switcheroo thing to, what is it, sharding? Like, cool, but I just wanna know if this means my ETH is gonna moon or tank. Saw someone on Reddit say it’s gonna make gas fees drop, but then why did ETH just dip below 2k again? 🤔 I swear every time I think I get it, Vitalik drops some new white paper and I’m back to square one. Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s chillin’ like it’s 2017. Does this mean DeFi’s gonna explode or are we just overhyping? And what’s with all these analysts suddenly flip-flopping on their predictions? Why do I even listen to them? Maybe I should just hodl, but then again, what if I miss out on the next big thing? I need coffee... or maybe a nap.