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Chris Beavers

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we need federal legislation requiring all movie theaters to be art deco
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VW should just release an upgraded bus every year. same 1964 chassis, improved internals. no more iterating on design allowed. clearly got it perfect the first time
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mounting a tv for bbq sounds like an amazing afternoon. the painting not so much
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of all the sounds we could have made EVs, disappointed we went with creepy digital ghost
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crazy how the danes made construction so fun (legos) while the swedes made it hell on earth (ikea)
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haha i was just behind such a plate in traffic and it got me thinking. i mean, love the pride, but a wild thing to make central to your whole vibe. especially given the natural beauty? idk
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wild to me that idaho was like yeah potatoes that’s our whole identity
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griffyndors are just self-righteous slytherins btw
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everyone cool is a hufflepuff
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where i wish to cast from
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got a certain kinda dog in you. other dogs know
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yeah that guy gets it
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moved to north korea https://www.reddit.com/r/northkorea/comments/1fspbci/dennis_rodman_and_kim_joungun/
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you can never really uninstall arch linux and xmonad. they live on inside you, causing you to be disappointed by every interface you encounter until the day you come crawling back
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spinning wheel kicks? also great, also improved by practicing side kicks (and turning side kicks)
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hell yeah
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the magic of side kicks is they just improve mobility and strength that pays dividends in every kick, and also transitions between kicks. spam front kicks above, start looking for a question mark opening, be happy you can turn over the hip and raise the leg higher no prob
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remember to practice side kicks every day for a rich and rewarding life
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if you make a tray of lemon bars and use 8 tbsp butter and 1.5 cups sugar, then eat 25% of that, you have just eaten 2 tbsp butter and .375 cups sugar you will feel weird note to future self
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just caught the twins downing a bag of prunes, pray for us
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