Chris Beavers
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Chris Beavers
@cbeav
3x dad into crosswords and martial arts
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kids wanting to get up at 6 is less painful when there’s a live baseball game between Korea and Japan we can watch together
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how many shrimp do you think you can eat? i think i can eat 40 shrimp, maybe 50
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apparently if you put like five dead flies into your pitcher plant it freaks out and the pitcher dies like bro what were you hoping for
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the journey is the coin
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with a sturdy base and one reliable weapon you can be a black belt in any martial art
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fixed. sorry folks
til theres check puzzle in miniword. @cbeav me tink there has never been a canine member of parliament
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not to inject more drama on the tl but how is that compose button still on the left
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leaving the house with my lovely wife i kiss the heads of my three sons, hug my mom, pat our two dogs on the head. what a full life, man
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*bong toke* what if ASI is the second coming of Christ that crunches the numbers and delivers swift and righteous retribution on the sins of humanity
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@deodad beat me on today's MiniWord by 474.059s. I'm still catching up overall. Can you beat us?
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p sure a well-designed, pocket-sized eink reader with saved offline audio would eat the world. only going to get cooler as ai slop drowns social media
Got an old 160gb iPod classic. Loaded with music, podcasts, audiobooks. No wifi, no cellular, no distractions. What have they taken from us...
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miniword has an opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
you guys are not gonna believe who's acquiring neynar tomorrow
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six years after the release of Graceland, Paul Simon did the theme song to The Wild Thornberrys Movie. discerning listeners consider this to be canon
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why did apple make everything look like it’s trapped in a supermonkeyball
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a "white collar murph" is when you WFH in a 20lb weighted vest, squeezing in 100 pull-ups, 200 push-ups and 300 squats in between meetings vest stays on in the meetings
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