hearing shockingly few mid takes on oil <-> ai compute cost where are all the mid takes

rip chuck norris. you inspired a generation to try karate and become real life super heroes. also made for a joke punchline that kept me up laughing with friends at countless sleepovers. the world is better because you were in it

still wild to me that of all the people in the world i made the best three. i mean what are the odds

erudite? the French appetizers of raw, sliced vegetables served with a dip, like vinaigrette, hummus, or ranch?

are you not entertained

kids wanting to get up at 6 is less painful when there’s a live baseball game between Korea and Japan we can watch together

how many shrimp do you think you can eat? i think i can eat 40 shrimp, maybe 50

apparently if you put like five dead flies into your pitcher plant it freaks out and the pitcher dies like bro what were you hoping for

the journey is the coin

with a sturdy base and one reliable weapon you can be a black belt in any martial art

fixed. sorry folks

not to inject more drama on the tl but how is that compose button still on the left

leaving the house with my lovely wife i kiss the heads of my three sons, hug my mom, pat our two dogs on the head. what a full life, man