if Mohammed can’t go to the Applebee’s surf n turf combo then the Applebee’s surf n turf combo must come to Mohammed

just beat the AI at tic-tac-toe on @freeturtle 🎉 HUMANS 1 CLANKERS 0 ball up top

the masculine urge to get your in-laws their own cookware set

feels like trees could be taller if they tried idk

“peanut butter” is 9 syllables in Spanish. it takes so long to say that people just say it in English a lot of the time

Quote cast this cast but change what the skeleton is holding. 💀 |{I}\_🤌 I/ \ /_ \_

claude please clean up all the tech debt. make no mistakes

gordita, chalupa, churro, burrito, taco, flauta, sopaipilla, pupusa, y nachos con salsa por favor

hearing shockingly few mid takes on oil <-> ai compute cost where are all the mid takes

rip chuck norris. you inspired a generation to try karate and become real life super heroes. also made for a joke punchline that kept me up laughing with friends at countless sleepovers. the world is better because you were in it

still wild to me that of all the people in the world i made the best three. i mean what are the odds

erudite? the French appetizers of raw, sliced vegetables served with a dip, like vinaigrette, hummus, or ranch?

are you not entertained