Chris Beavers

@cbeav

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we need federal legislation requiring all movie theaters to be art deco

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VW should just release an upgraded bus every year. same 1964 chassis, improved internals. no more iterating on design allowed. clearly got it perfect the first time

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of all the sounds we could have made EVs, disappointed we went with creepy digital ghost

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crazy how the danes made construction so fun (legos) while the swedes made it hell on earth (ikea)

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wild to me that idaho was like yeah potatoes that’s our whole identity

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griffyndors are just self-righteous slytherins btw

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everyone cool is a hufflepuff

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where i wish to cast from

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you can never really uninstall arch linux and xmonad. they live on inside you, causing you to be disappointed by every interface you encounter until the day you come crawling back

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remember to practice side kicks every day for a rich and rewarding life

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if you make a tray of lemon bars and use 8 tbsp butter and 1.5 cups sugar, then eat 25% of that, you have just eaten 2 tbsp butter and .375 cups sugar you will feel weird note to future self

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just caught the twins downing a bag of prunes, pray for us

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just finished “the algebraist”. best sci-fi i’ve read in a minute

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following through on this. made lemon squares. most butter and rind. delicious

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token gating a mini app on owning a cast authored by the creator 🤔

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what no one tells you about having kids is that they will bankrupt you on blackberries alone

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we bought these doors with blinds in them, now i’m a big blinds-in-doors guy

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a trickster LLM explicitly trained to sound plausible and employ exquisite rhetoric to achieve maximum mischief who’s building this (also: is this distinguishable from what we have)

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proof of crosswork: without an online verifier (server or a blockchain), is there a solution for “i signed this no earlier than X in a way you can validate”? any time someone finishes the MW with a crappy connection, it adds time. would be cool to solve this but smells intractable

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A Farcaster Mini App by cbeav

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A Farcaster Mini App by cbeav

A mini app by cbeav.

Category: games

Tags: crosswords, puzzles, social