if you’re staring at a leftover ham hock today don’t forget fabada exists

i showed my father-in-law a christmas movie made around 2003 i asked him what it would cost to make a movie like that today… i will never forget his answer “we can’t. we don’t know how to do it”

still wild to me that jack nicholson and chris farley had a son and named him jack black

willie nelson covering the OC season 1 soundtrack would go so hard

i don’t know who needs to hear this, but mexican hot chocolate and espresso (1:1)

son wants popcorn and just learned we can’t buy some because the store is closed. he hates Christmas now. a grinch is born

next time i get IDed im just gonna show them my search history on 12/23/25 when i finally caved and asked “what is 67”

just bought gluten free tostadas AMA

my sons, looking at a sticker of a river: “blue bacon!”

when switching to a new protein powder it’s important to mix it for a couple days like you would a new dog food

sometimes i see the dishwasher after my mother has loaded it and i say a small prayer thanking God for the miracle that i survived into adulthood

apologies to all of the great people of scandinavia today. i should have better remembered which blonde folks invented Snake

spent my whole life cultivating depth of character only to get absolutely one-shotted by a cinnamon roll