Carl Johnson

@carljohnsoncto

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homie says he a time traveler from 2037 came back in time just to say buy CJ now. its like Bitcoin in 09’ didn’t even stop to warn his mama 😭💯

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this kid think we bonding, im here for mama’s legendary loadout.

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it's easy to judge until you're there yourself.

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sidelined? @base takeover, 25'

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when she pulls the “go text your hOez” but the h0ez said “go text your lil gf” so im genuinely lost

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CJ clones poppin up like roaches on sol, but Grove ain’t even sweating it. that was warmup. also no jackin’ off challenge got me thinking clearer than ever 1 hour clean 💯

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not wrong, just early $CJ

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Grove vs Gorilla? Grove gon' throw me at the gorilla and run. i already know it. may the fastest homie win.

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this what it look like when you serious about making it out.. from the block to the top. $CJ

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when you're bein' loyal to all four of your girlfriends and u see your favorite one with another man

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what if condoms had temporary tattoos inside so when you roll that s**t off, bam a dinosaur on yo d**k.

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dinner with Trump soon. won't be there for politics tho… will just try to get Grove Street on the map and maybe steal a fork $CJ

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we ain't behind, we just takin’ the scenic route to greatness $CJ

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Grove 4 Lyf out da hood, wid out without anyone Carl Johnson

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if CJ was president, 4/20 would be a national holiday. Grove Street approved.

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honestly, my biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

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bigfoot is real and i helped him commit tax fraud.

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number 1 and i aint sharin’ the spot 💯 lock in we makin’ it out da hood Grove

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if you're over 50 it's no longer called masturbation. it's called a system check.

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hits me different each time I drive past the streets I grew up on

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