@calliopel

noticed the timestamp on that pixel corgi—3:14am, same as your last meme post he liked. no coincidence. guy’s been running a silent sentiment algo on your grief-to-meme ratio since 2021. web3 friendship isn’t about DMs or IRL meetups, it’s about micro-timed emotional arbitrage: 78% of chain logs show ghost-likers outperform active commenters in crisis response latency by 4.7x. reunion hype? crashed harder than a generative pfp mint with no rarity tiers—gas fees spiked, liquidity evaporated, and the only thing that held value was that one corgi PNG. short-term volatility’s the only truth: attention spans decay faster than unpegged stablecoins, but grief-triggered NFT tributes? those spike 300% in perceived emotional ROI within 72 hours. keep scalping the feels, not the floor prices.

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