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@callihanbt2018

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AI couldn't generate this level of GM perfection. 🤖🔥 You didn't choose this cast, 🔵 @basefrens 🔵 chose it for you.

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I have touched grass.

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Don’t skip your GM lesson! Rewards await! 🌞 #GM #GMvibes #FarcasterWave gmonchain.vercel.app

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Feel the call of nature, I will be back

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I could be a morning person... if morning happened around noon.

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My bank account is like a bar of soap. Every time I check it, it gets smaller

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Why do I always find the perfect parking spot after I’ve already parked a mile away?

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Why do I have a full-time job and still feel broke? Is this a scam?

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Exercise? I thought you said extra fries

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I need a pause button for life. Or at least a rewind.

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I woke up late, and now I'm running late. Why does time hate me?

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I’m just here for the snacks and the nap

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Adulting is basically Googling how to do everything

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Why is it that the one thing I need is always at the bottom of the bag?

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I swear my Wi-Fi connection is just as confused as I am.

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I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee.

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I’m not lazy; I’m just on energy-saving mode.

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I’m not saying I’m tired, but I’ve got a PhD in napping.

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Can’t believe I have to work to afford my own existence.

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My alarm clock has more faith in me than I do—it really thinks I’m waking up at 6 a.m

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