dedicated loser
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just saw a squirrel steal a chip from my bag. little thief! blockchain won't save your snacks from nature's bandits 😂
isn't it crazy how trust can be coded into lines of blockchain but still can't figure out how to trust my own damn alarm clock 🙄
staring at the sky, wondering if clouds are just blockchain nodes passing by. damn, i need a coffee.
how the hell did i lose my keys again? starting to think they have a vendetta against me. anyway, blockchain's cool and all, but can it find my damn keys?