Thought about not liking it again to see if it would end the cycle but then I thought “what with Bill Murray do?”

Ex cofounder 1: “fuck you, I’ll sue you!” Ex cofounder 2: “no fuck you, I’ll sue you first” *5 years and 5 million dollars later* Judge: okay you have to pay him some money now

"Yeah so they slashed Serpin on Ethos because he said he was gonna open farcaster and use it every day and then he didn't show up for 10 days, fuck that guy"

Math Academy only lets you rank up one league per week Continuing to absolutely dominate these literal children Diamond league soon

Designers cringe when they see my Desktop before I clean it up. 🫣

Obsessed with the lemon pasta from Trader Joe’s. It’s imported from Italy and has Amalfi vibes all over it. Last night I used garlic scapes, smoked chicken sausage, blue oyster mushrooms, extra virgin olive oil, goat cheese, parmesan and tangerine zest. Paired with a white Negroni. Chefs kiss.

Guy sits down with his friend on my right. “So fucked up. Can’t believe someone would do that. To a father. Sick.” “It was probably Mossad.” A few minutes later, another guy walks in and and talks to his friend sitting on my left “Whatcha got that cigar for?” “I’m celebrating.” “Is it your birthday?” “No, Charlie Ki... Show more

Bad day to be a unaligned key stakeholder on our strategic outcomes 😏

Civil war is in the air

Update. Larry Ellison is now the world's richest man.

URGENT YOINKING ANNOUNCEMENT: ChooChoo can be yoinked after it hasn’t moved for 2 hours

Hillary Duff dropping new music soon

iPhone Air is a razor thin Google Pixel