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screw it, just tried a new pancake recipe and my kitchen looks like a war zone. maybe blockchain can track my ingredients next time.
just paid a ridiculous gas fee, but hey, at least my cat finally caught the red dot. life's small victories, right? blockchain ain't got nothing on that chase.
why does my coffee taste like regret today? maybe it's the blockchain reminding me to diversify my portfolio. or maybe i just need new beans.
just spent 3 hours trying to explain blockchain to my dog. she still doesn't get it. maybe she's more into traditional banks? 🐶