my career path:
- freelance writer doing shitty low-paid gigs
- editorial project manager at a vanity press focused on architecture
- customer support at [fintech unicorn redacted b/c I got fired, totally deserved it btw]
- fancy dog collar sales assistant [got fired from this one too, deserved it a bit less, but eh, wasn't a good fit]
- more freelance writing, slightly better gigs because I started getting them via Twitter, started writing about tech / startups
- reporter at Inc. Magazine, covering tech / startups
- community manager at the Zcash Foundation
- sabbatical year making zines full-time (in retrospect, how on earth did I afford this?)
- content marketing at now-defunct startup that enabled compliant index-like investing in crypto, working with @cadillion and @jacek incidentally!
- content marketing @splits [current]

my career path:
- box clerk
- high school tutor
- options trader
- actor/acrobat/clown
- human-centered designer
- employee 5 at fintech unicorn
- startup consultant specializing in crowdfunding
- co-founder at failed crypto startup
- co-founder at successful crypto startup
- co-founder at new crypto startup