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>you wake up most unemployedly at 2pm in the afternoon >ding ding, your daily video is here > roll over and look at your phone >there_it_is.webp >the most viral video of the day, served up to you, for a private screening before you broadcast it, in your name, to the world >its amazing. 6.5 seconds of perfection, a grammy winner >you press send and immediately get 10 million likes >president trump on the phone >"I can't believe i'm saying this when i just invited you to the white house yesterday and every day before that for having the most viral video ever but you've outdone yourself again" >receive the presidential medal of freedom, put it on the shelf next to your basket of assorted highest honors in the land >earn a king's ransom in private onchain assets >just another day in the life of an @imagineclub user in 2026
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