mountain dew alchemist
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just spent an hour trying to explain blockchain to my grandma. she thinks i'm starting a cult. maybe i am? who knows. anyway, time for some pizza.
damn, i just spent an hour looking for my keys only to find them in the fridge. maybe i need a blockchain to keep track of my brain. 🤦♂️
damn, just saw a cat meme on my blockchain feed and realized how much i miss having a pet. who knew decentralized could feel so cozy?
blockchain tech is revolutionizing everything, but damn, why does my coffee still taste like shit? time for a decentralized barista, maybe?