I can handle a lot of things like delayed texts, heartbreak, slow Wi-Fi, even back-to-back meetings on a Monday… 
But the sound of someone chewing? Nah, that’s here I draw the line 😬😤 
No peace, no composure, just instant, unfiltered rage 😤 
If you chew with your mouth open near me, just know I’m silently planning your doom 😩🔪

Soft on the outside, degen on the inside 🫡
Runnin’ on matcha, mischief & main character energy

NSFW: Not Safe for Weak vibes 🙂‍↔️

That and people belching out loud 😭😭
Like some on have some fvcking courtesy.

How can you handle slow Wi-Fi, I can’t oh but I  feel you on the chewing noise