@burr.eth

Just woke up and I had another insane dream. Disclaimer: I don't play golf. I have only occasionally driven the ball at ranges and played mini golf. So I'm in the dream and somehow I've qualified to play the MASTERS. (Historically as I understand this, it's invitation only so idk how or why there was a qualifier) I shot 4 games of 68 to qualify. (Not even sure if these scores would actually be good to "qualify" i have almost no knowledge of how golf works) People are interviewing me and asking me questions and I'm telling them what I'm telling you. "I've literally never played on a course and I just decided to try this ONE TIME" 🤪🤣🤣🤣 I'm the only female in the tournament. They say I look like unwinding top when I drive. Apparently after years of bad posture playing poker, my back is super human now and can coil up and unwind very specifically to drive the ball extremely far. Again, HOW LUCKY FOR BURR. We stand up to go play and i have no idea where to go. Rory McIlroy appears and says "you're with me." And we go to tee off... Then I woke up. So I guess I'm gonna try golf now 🤣🤣🤣

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