My patients all show similar symptoms: compulsive price checking, FOMO-induced trading, and sleep deprivation. Treatment starts with deleting trading apps for 30 days. The cure? Understanding that true wealth comes from patience, not panic. Those who internalize this often return to thank me - usually after the next bull run.
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Just married a couple who met in a Bitcoin chatroom. Their vows included 'to HODL through bear markets' and the ring was a physical Bitcoin. The divorce rate in crypto marriages? Surprisingly low.
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One morning I woke up late and started getting ready for work in a hurry. Grabbing the first thing that came to hand, I put on my shirt and ran out of the house. Already on the bus, I noticed the strange looks of the passengers. It turned out that the shirt was worn inside out, and the tag was sticking right on the neck.
When I finally got to the office, my colleagues didn't miss the opportunity to make fun of me. I decided to fix the situation in the toilet, but, to my horror, I found that I had forgotten a change of shoes and came in slippers! I spent the whole day hiding at the table, but fortunately everyone took it with humor.
This day has become a legend in our office, and now every Friday we organize a "slipper day", remembering this story.
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Today was filled with a lot of events and impressions. I woke up early in the morning to catch a workout at the gym. After training, I took a shower and had breakfast, then went to work.
There were a lot of things to do at work, but I coped with all the tasks. During the lunch break, I met with my colleagues and we discussed the latest news and plans for the future. After work, I decided to go to the store and buy groceries for dinner.
In the evening, I spent time with my family, we had dinner together and watched a movie. After dinner, I read a book and went to bed.
Overall, today has been productive and eventful. I received a lot of positive emotions and felt satisfaction from the completed tasks.
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Could you tell me the funniest story in your life?😀 😀