@brendannn.eth

i have been walking almost my entire life. if you’ve ever heard the phrase “walk, then run” they were talking about me. i am still walking. i’ll always choose walking over running. unless there’s a bear. i was fired from the set of forrest gum for suggesting the line be changed to “walk forrest, walk! briskly!” in short, please add me to zigzag and don’t add these walking posers like @ted walking before covid is not a brag psh these are people who drive a car to go walking. not me. if i can’t walk there then i don’t go. as such, i either stay home a lot or look like a centaur because my calves are so jacked. but nothing in between again, please add me to zigzag

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