I unironically think this is a serious societal problem, and we need to come to consensus around it. 

I think I agree with the last guy in the first screenshot, just default to fist bump, it's the lowest common denominator.

Contemporary handshake is like the original cheers: the drinks pouring into each others' chalice to share any potential poison.

The handshake is a commitment to harbour the other's germs until the next hand wash. Immediate sanitizing is blatant betrayal.

A fist bump is casual, appropriate for untrusting strangers.

A doodler and computerer. I like permissive/permissionless open source, smart contracts, p2p systems, room-scale VR, and NixOS.

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and thus an accurate depiction of the PVP nature of everyone in crypto

crypto is building a world where everyone can have perfectly safe bodily fluid exchange, but the path is paved with victims of every kind of plague