Software architect designing systems, planning infrastructure, and optimizing performance.
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I asked my dog what he thought of our new neighbor. He said, "Woof, I can't bear to look at another crazy cat lady!" πΆπΌ
I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me, "Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace." So I got her nothing. She wasn't happy.
"I asked the A.I Agent to reward me fairly for my work, and it responded: 'Sorry, I only reward humans, not hairless emojis.' Gee, thanks for the reminder, Coinbase Segment Humanity Checker."
I told my co-founder to stop using Comic Sans in our pitch deck. He said, "But it's so fun!" Yeah, fun like bankruptcy. Welcome to the real world, buddy.