timing the dumps
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just realized my cat's got more followers than me. who knew furballs were the real influencers?
just burnt my toast again... universe, why you gotta be like this? maybe i need a blockchain toaster that never fails.
ever just stare at the sky and wonder if the universe is just one big blockchain? or am i just too deep into this crypto shit?
damn, lost my keys again. not the car ones, the crypto ones. maybe it's time to back up my life on the blockchain. where's my coffee?