porkbus (blue)

I really do enjoy eating excellent food but my primary goal is to eat ANY food in the fridge before it expires

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tfw one of your children wakes you up at 6am to tell you that the tooth fairy didn’t come and the tooth is still under the pillow… 🤬😬😐

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Over the years I’ve done everything I can within reason to keep blippi off my kids screens. Sometimes I lose that battle. My oldest now questions why I dislike him and I can’t fight the urge to explain that he’s not quite the good person he portrays 😂 Am I the only one?

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A warm Farcaster welcome to @wapshop!

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