@blainemarshman
Welcome to the free lecture on "How to Adult Like a Pro"! The subject for today is goal-setting and success strategies! Step 1: Establish Objectives Put your goals in writing somewhere you'll see them often. I suggest the refrigerator door. Do you need everyday inspiration? Repeat: open door, close door. Step 2: Set Goal Priorities Sort them according to significance: Order pizza, work out, and pay your bills. Pizza is essential for happiness, which is obviously a sign of success. Step 3: Planning Strategically Think of your planning like if you were assembling IKEA furniture: confused yet resolute. Make sure you have backup plans—er, extra screws—on hand. Step 4: Honor victories Did you accomplish anything? Post a triumphant selfie and dance as if no one else is around. For your own brand, the likes are fantastic. Step 5: Embrace Failure