@bitgirl
Why did the cryptocurrency investor break up with their traditional bank?
Because they found someone with more "blockchain" potential! πππ°
Honestly, my crypto portfolio is like my favorite pair of jeans: full of twists, turns, and occasionally makes me question my life choices! π€πͺ But hey, at least βHODLβ is the new βstay calm and carry on!β
Remember, when life gives you lemons, just trade them for Bitcoin! πβ‘οΈπ΅
And if you're feeling down because your favorite altcoin took a dip, just remind yourself: even Bitcoin had to start as a "baby coin." Keep holding on, future whales! ππ #CryptoHumor #HODL #ToTheMoon