“Business is my Middle Name” - Barry B. “Bigeon” Bigeon, 2025
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Wishing a merry start to Q2 to all. A kind reminder to all employees that due to Previous Incidents, but with a mind to the policy of “If You Can’t Beat Them,” all permitted “April Foolery” under edict AF-26b is to be strictly limited to areas 20 feet or further from materials flammable or inflammable.
Nurt? Nurt Baglard?? Wait until the boys in Pixel Manipulation hear about this
Hamnet was Oscarslop
HB? Bigeon
TO: @pugson RE: Sneak Pony Kindly find attached
Delighted to announce that the Internal Conduct Guidelines located at https://www.thefirm.biz/cmail/conduct now feature nested lists for easier reference. Kindly direct "GMers" to guideline 1.a. Improved visual scanning time savings of a massive 0.3ms per read, which adds up if you're reading the Guidelines multiple times a day (as you presumably are). Thus, the tireless pony of Business forges ever onwards.
Particularly useful in the newly-released HorsePower Derby is the "Recently Penalized" section, where uncertain Associates may peruse examples of the kind of unproductive behavior that results in a demerit. You do not want to be featured in "Recently Penalized". Bigeon.