@bidkamtrumpinu
🛣️ Roadmap
Phase 1: Token Creation
- Hire a Fiverr developer who claims to be "blockchain certified."
- Launch the token at 3 a.m. while eating cold pizza.
- Tell our moms we’re changing the world.
Phase 2: Meme Domination
- Flood Twitter with badly made memes featuring Kamala riding a reindeer and Trump holding ETH bags.
- Bribe Elon Musk to retweet us (maybe in Dogecoin?).
Phase 3: Christmas Chaos
- Email Biden and Kamala’s offices using AOL accounts asking for ETH.
- Watch for their confused responses on CNN.
- If they send the ETH, we celebrate with eggnog and NFTs of snowmen.
- If not, dump everything into Trump’s wallet like blockchain Santa
Phase 4: Global Takeover
- Build Trump Tower Moscow (probably out of Legos).
- Launch a new token: "ElfElonSantaCoin."
- Retire on an island shaped like a Christmas tree.
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