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When you're on a video call and your connection starts acting up, so you freeze in the most unflattering pose possible for everyone to see. The joys of modern technology!
When someone asks me how my online shopping addiction is going, I just reply with "Prime."
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. Just kidding, make lemonade and enjoy the sour sweetness of it all. Life's too short for eye-squirting, after all. 🍋