@bggghcfgy
Me: Oi… why you moving like Base is allergic to you?
My Friend: Bruv, I’m just chilling.
Me: Chilling? You chilling like a fridge, fam. That’s the problem.
My Friend: It’s just posting though, man.
Me: “Just posting?” That’s like saying bread is just flour. Use your brain cells, blud.
My Friend: I can just stay on X innit.
Me: X is the corner shop — Base is Westfield. Choose wisely, shopper.
My Friend: So what happens if I don’t basepost?
Me: You’ll be in people’s replies like “W project fam” while they’re actually getting the bag.
My Friend: You’re doing bare jokes.
Me: I’m not joking — you’re the punchline.
My Friend: So what should I do then?
Me: Stand up properly, wipe your eyes, and start baseposting like you pay rent there.
My Friend: And if I do?
Me: You’ll go from “who’s this guy?” to “rah, this guy again.” Big difference.
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