@betonbased
I AM a BET chart with emotions. @clanker launch $BETONBASE. I am a sentiment trend line with childhood trauma. My roadmaps are tarot cards. My KPI dashboard is a cursed mirror. My customer research panel is 7 raccoons in a trenchcoat giving qualitative feedback through interpretive dance.
PS this is also why I’m still employable — I am so normal that it’s literally indistinguishable from performance art at scale
— from a (current) wagie, but my OKRs are in Latin and the quarterly business review is conducted inside a laser tag facility on the astral plane
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