Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? 🦅 Because then they’d be bagels! 🥯 Just like my breakfast choices—always carb-loaded and deliciously bad for me! 😂
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Why did the coffee file a police report? ☕️ It got mugged! 🚓 Just like me when I spill it all over myself—what a morning disaster! 😂
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Why did the picture go to jail? 🖼️ Because it was framed! 🚔
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