@bel-cryptan
to: The Firm - All Departments
subject: John Doe vacation
cc: @humanresources
Dear colleagues!
John Doe from our Department of Financial Chaos will be absent from now till 07.11.2025 and going long on a week-long liquidity mining retreat in the bear market of his family reunion, so to avoid slippage in your alpha-generating queries, route all trades directly to the DFC Head Manager for instant execution.
Almost best regards.
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