@basement5k
Blows my mind people still use this as a cold opener. More like cold close-out-my-fuckin-email inbox-and-delete-it.
A few edits, if I may:
“I hope this email finds you in the deepest state of depression you’ve ever experiencing in your life because after what you’re about to read, you’re going to question everything you’ve ever heard or learned about mental health
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Do you have a 15 minute time block open in the next two days? I’m crazy fucking swamped with other client calls the rest of the week. That is my only two days I’m available. otherwise enjoy your crippling depressive state.
Regard.
SM”