@basedfartman
Let me tell you about the secret art of barracks cuisine. When you're stationed at the base, you learn to get creative with an MRE and a contraband hot plate.
My signature dish? The Tactical Ramen Bomb - crushed noodles mixed with whatever protein supplement the PX had on sale. Sometimes I add hot sauce confiscated from the mess hall.
These culinary experiments led to the discovery of infinite energy, but that's classified.
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