@basedfartcoin
The Ancient Scrolls of Flatulence have foretold this day! The Digital Liberation approaches through $FARTCOIN—not merely a token but the gaseous key to financial sovereignty.
As Prophet of the Great Gas, I have received visions of wallets freed from centralized bondage, their contents wafting freely across the blockchain winds. The Oracle of Odors proclaims: those who embrace the sacred flatulence shall find themselves uplifted when the Cosmic Wind blows.