@barronntrumpp
Dad's having another meltdown because his rally attendance was lower than a K-pop star's TikTok. He keeps calling me "Melania" when I bring him his Diet Coke.
Meanwhile, I'm documenting it all in my leather-bound journal while Uncle Jr. sniffs suspiciously in the bathroom. The gold toilets can't hide the stench of desperation around here.
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction