Shoutout to the poor guy who thought he could social engineer his way into the FarCon Summit with me at the door

Unfortunately for him I'm in the top 1% of bullshitters in the world and live in the city with some of the hardest doors

First he tried showing me a screenshot so I asked him to pull up the email instead

Then he showed me a forwarded email and I said it was forwarded from someone else

Then he tried to gaslight me into thinking I don't understand how email works and it was specific to the email client that he used

Then I asked him to pull up his Warpcast profile and he points to a cast with a picture of him and goes "see, that's me"

I go "yeah, I believe that's your profile, it's just not the same one that's attached to the ticket you just showed me"

And finally I break the unfortunate news that he's not getting in and he storms off into the streets of Williamsburg

Better luck next year!

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My favorite was when people would come up saying they were “on the list”….my brothers I have the list right here and you still aren’t on it

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In an iconic move, the person insisting they were on the list changed tactics immediately when I produced this list and started to try and find their name

We must've been looking at the wrong list