Baby (baby666)

Out-of-state friends of ours recently inherited several pieces of real estate which, unfortunately, are producing more taxes than income. When my wife invited thenn for a visit，back carne the response:"You know we'd love it. But right now we're just too property-stricken to go anywhere."

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What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

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Teacher: which hand you used to write with? Student: neither, I always use a pencil to write!

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There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, “Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!” 　　Herman says，“I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!”

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Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

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Why is the doctor so angry? Because he has no patience.

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