@babas
My morning routine as a @base.base.eth Maxonist 🔵
1. Wake up.
2. Check $ETH price. It’s sideways.
3. Open X and Base App .
4. See @jesse.base.eth dancing in a neon-lit room at 4 AM telling me to "Build."
5. Instantly feel the urge to bridge my life savings to Base.
6. Buy a coin named after a blue cat or a bald man.
7. Lose 20% on slippage.
8. "We are so back. This is the On-Chain Summer."
9. Jesse tweets: "Based."
10. I reply: "Based" (I have no idea what is happening, but the gas fees were only $0.01 so I feel like a financial genius).
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