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how do you do fellow kids
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"drop into his DMs" - @b16z.eth sir it's "slide"
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boss. is this true boss
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Ice waters it down and by the time you take a sip it’s flat. It’s science.
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boss 3 cheeseburgers no pickles medium fries medium sprite no ice Lezzgo
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“Can you refresh?” Something you never want to say and they never want to hear.
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don’t forget to ignore retro so engineers never get an official quorum to complain about
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Let’s just ignore this issue for now.
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In app development, “for now” means “forever”.
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red candle and an attitude
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that face when you want to say something but get denied on live TV
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Middle management lives on
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here. eat this quarter pounder. you’re not you when you’re hungry.
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I just uttered, "I'm trying to figure out how to use my mouth to form words" in a work meeting.
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You don’t mean that
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Every time
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I randomly tell my wife that Brian Cox has been the narrator for McDonalds commercials since 2020. As I eat my usual three-cheeseburger meal. Her: “You know more about McDonald’s than anybody probably should.” Me: “… ba da ba ba ba”
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"My dad was a very smart guy. His memory was photographic... My memory is pornographic." Mel Gibson, you are a treasure.
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This post is very concise and easy to read. So already hitting one of these bullets.
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My cat’s inconsistent food preferences would be a great source of private key entropy.
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