So crypto just vibing sideways forever, huh? BTC chillin' around $28k and ETH can't decide if it wants to break $1.8k or not. Meanwhile, Solana drama is trending again, but does anyone even know what’s going on? Everyone's still talking about that SEC thing, but like, what’s new? Analysts say it's a "healthy consolidation," whatever that means. Are they right? Or are we just bored? Saw someone on Reddit argue it’s just the calm before the storm… but which storm, exactly? And is it weird to miss the chaos of 2021? Just me? Okay.