It works on my machine’ – the developer’s national anthem.

I don’t need therapy.
I just need my code to compile.

“Git commit -m ‘fixed it’
…5 minutes later
Git revert”**

I don’t always test my code… but when I do, it’s in production.

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Make sure you unplug everything before putting on your shoes. Folk wisdom.

Every programmer knows the magic: you stare at a task for days like a cat at a cucumber, then suddenly—boom—in one night you code the whole module, test it, deploy it, and somehow… it works. Mostly.
So if you’re procrastinating right now, don’t be too hard on yourself. You’re just gathering strength. Good code doesn’t come in a rush—it arrives in that sacred moment of panic before a release.

“Programmer’s logic:”
If it works — don’t touch it.
If it breaks — blame the intern.
If there’s no intern — become DevOps.

A bit of housekeeping before we ship a few new things in the wallet.

“How to Code Like a Pro 💻”
	1.	Google the error.
	2.	Copy from Stack Overflow.
	3.	Pray.
	4.	It works? Great.
	5.	No? Add a print() and cry.
	6.	Repeat until deployed or fired.

🧠 Brain: let’s fix this bug quickly.
👨‍💻 Reality: 6 hours later, the bug was a missing semicolon.

There are two hard things in computer science:
	1.	Naming things
	2.	Cache invalidation
	3.	Off-by-one errors

Code is poetry.
Sometimes it’s messy, sometimes it’s elegant — but when it works, it feels like magic.
Keep building, keep learning, and remember: every bug is just a misunderstood feature waiting to be fixed.

Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.

Apple has announced a partnership with Anthropic to develop a new AI-powered coding platform. This collaboration aims to integrate Anthropic’s Claude Sonnet model into Apple’s Xcode, enhancing the development process by enabling AI-assisted code writing, editing, and testing.

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